this is not a joke! carry on reading! or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.
SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG.
AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.
NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?
EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE 3: JOEANNA SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
[ps: plz don't send this back 2 me! I get freaking paranoid by these things and I've already done this 2 times! so plz do not send this back to me!]
will, DON'T , it's just bullshit trust me,, i have fun reading these things all the time 'i like reading horror stories'... but never once i had send one of it to any one EVER befor,, and here i am .. it's just cappy things some bored people wrote...
The problem isn't what they're saying, it's HOW. I mean these people can market themselves a bit less psychotic is all I'm asking.
Maybe I can't accurately infer the original intonation or inflection of someone's writing, but the way some artists go about that trash borders on screaming out of desperation.
Like you said, if I like their stuff, I'm going to check out the rest of the effing gallery. In-da-Machine had a TON of stamps I liked, I checked out her gallery because she had some interesting stuff to say. Chances are when I like someone's work, I check out the rest of their gallery to see if "lightning strikes twice". Stamp or no stamp, there's a reason why I keep a watchful eye on some artists.
Also, checking out the gallery doesn't mean the other pictures get pageviews. You can just browse and that some pictures may not be worth your time based on the THUMBNAIL and just... I dunno, NOT visit and NOT favorite and NOT comment?
This isn't about pageviews, popularity or rooting for the underdog. Such valiant words mean nothing if someone's work is lacking in appeal, an understanding of form, color or what have you. A lot of the times... not ALWAYS... the artists that preach that "check out the rest of my gallery" are either people whose character is off-putting, come off a LITTLE too forceful with their preachy opinions (so much that I'd rather put up with Doug TenNapel's soapbox) and... to put it nicely... have work I just don't care for.
Maybe these folks don't know that visiting a gallery =/= pageviews for their other work which is why they whine about it. If the artist is going to be that childish, it's probably not worth it.
It's pretty much the same as "please go vote for me in this random poll / contest", though that one might be a bit less annoying because you just have to click and its done. =O But its still annoying if its someone you don't know at all. xD
I know, right? It's even worse when they jump in on one of your pics like, "YO I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IT'S A COOL PIC BUT DO YOU WANT TO COME LOOK AT MY PIC I DREW WHICH IS LIKE A MILLION TIMES BETTER LOLOLOL". Those comments get flagged as spam pretty quickly.
UmbrasFeatured By OwnerJan 23, 2011Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I agree with you. I am the same though, but the one thing I don't like is the same person visits you in like almost every day, to not say anything on the comments or looks at my artworks, I think he/she force you to look at their galleries, which it make me hate it. It's so annoying. I mean, why? Especially the photography artists. . .I like their photos, but doesn't make me want to watch them or comment them, just . . .it's my choice, not them.
Ha ha love it, so true, so many "Artists" are so firmly up their own jacksees on here, jeez, I would need a huge crane to get them free......& even then most of em aren't worth saving, but hey, listen to me being happy.......